GORDY DODD SUPPORTS ALTO & DEAN’S WACKY ENGLISH-DESIGNED FUTURISTIC SCIENCE FICTION BRIDGE DREAM. GORDY SAYS “VOTE ALTO, YES”: WHAT A LAUGH, EH? Flaming Furniture salesman uses NDP-VCE propaganda endorsement as ad. GOOFY GORDY ENDORSED DEAN ‘THE DESTROYER’ FORTIN IN 2008

 

THE BOLLYWOODIZATION OF VICTORIA SOCIALIST POLITICAL PUBLICITY

…CANADIAN CHARTER-PROTECTED FREE ARTISTIC CRITICAL

POLITICAL SATIRICAL ANALYSIS…

BY THE CONCERNED CITIZENS’ COALITION…

VICTORIA, VANCOUVER ISLAND, BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA

FRIDAY NOVEMBER 19: A SERIOUS INTRO…

AND THEN THE FUN WITH GORDY BEGINS…

DARK MID NOVEMBER COLD NIGHT, SNOW WARNING, ALMOST FULL MOON

A GOOD TIME TO BUILD A FIRE, AND THINK ABOUT VICTORIA AFTER NOVEMBER 20, 2010

 

WHY DID WE NOT STAND WITH OUR OWN CCC CANDIDATES THIS YEAR, YOU MAY ASK.

 

WE THOUGHT IT MORE PRUDENT THIS YEAR

TO RECORD THESE DRAMATIC HISTORIC VIC. EVENTS

FROM A SOMEWHAT SURREALISTIC –  DADA ABSURDIST POINT OF VIEW AS

ONE HAS TO, AT SOME POINT, LAUGH AT THE PRETENSE OF IT ALL…

TO MAINTAIN ONE’S OWN SANITY AND INTEGRITY, ABOVE ALL.

 

THIS VICTORIA REFERENDUM IS ESSENTIALLY AN EXAMPLE OF

 THE GREAT DRAMATIC ART OF POLITICAL RHETORIC

WHICH HAS ALL THE USUAL ELEMENTS OF COMEDY AND TRAGEDY ABOUT IT.

 THE DEMOCRATIC CONTEST CALLED A ‘BYELECTION’

WE ARE CONCERNED TO REPORT TO OUR READERS ABOUT IS ESSENTIALLY DRAMATIC ALSO.

THIS BYELECTION IS NOT, CONTRARY TO WHAT POLITICAL SCIENTIFIC

POLITICIANS LIKE DEAN FORTIN AND MANY OTHERS THINK,

MERELY A CALCULATION TO SEE HOW TO FILL A SEAT,

IT IS RATHER A CONTEST OF PRINCIPLES, POLICIES, RHETORIC AND

SOMETIMES VERY PERSONAL DRAMATIC DISCOURSE.

 

SO WE SIT THIS ONE OUT IN FRONT OF OUR HYPNOTIC COMPUTER SCREENS…

AS OTHER MORE HARDY SOULS HEAD OUT NOW TO PICK UP THEIR CAMPAIGN SIGNS TONIGHT

TO SAVE THEM FROM BEING PINCHED BY THE HOBBITS…

 

AS THERE WERE ALREADY TOO MANY “NO” CANDIDATES 

AFTER HUGH KRUZEL FIRST CHALLENGED BARRY HOBBIS FOR THE SEAT

WE SAW THAT IT WAS BECOMING IMPOSSIBLE FOR JSB.ORG TO DISCIPLINE THE “NO” PEOPLE.


THE “VOTE NO”CAMP ARE AN INCREDIBLY DIVERSE AD HOC BUNCH WITH VERY LITTLE COHESION.

 

MUCH LESS SO THAN THE PRESENT BORING SOLD-OUT SOCIALIST-LIBERAL-GREEN LOT

WHO HAVE TO BE CREDITED WITH REMARKABLE COHESION UNDER THE MAYOR,

EXCEPT FOR MAVERICK VETERAN COUNCILLOR GEOFF YOUNG, OF COURSE,

WHO IS THE HERO OF THE NAYSAYING WOULD-BE PRESERVATIONISTS

OF THE THREATENED HERITAGE JOHNSON STREET BRIDGE.

 

THIS IS A STIMULUS-INTOXICATED VICTORIA CITY COUNCIL.

CCC “VOTE NO” PROPAGANDA IN THE 2010 VICTORIA REFERENDUM:

 

BOYCOTT DODD FURNITURE!

 CCC DODD FURNITURE BOYCOTT ALERT!

Gordie Dodd takes some inspiration from Bollywood.

PASHA GORDY DODD DANCES

WITH ASMIRA’S BELLYDANCERS IN HIS HAREM-LIKE SHOWROOM…

ALL THE WHILE PASHA ‘EL GORDO’ DODD IS SUPPOSEDLY SELLING FURNITURE…

AS THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN UNDULATE SEDUCTIVELY IN HIS SCTV-LIKE AD…

WHILE PASHA GORDY DODD HAS A LUSTFUL LOOK IN HIS EYES,

AND AN ODD CYNICAL SMIRK ON HIS FACE.

NOTE CANADIAN FLAGS PROMINENTLY DISPLAYED IN THE DODD SHOWROOM….

CCC

WE INTERUPT THIS EXOTIC ORIENTALIST REVERIE IN PASHA GORDY DODD’S SHOWROOM FOR A

VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT TOMORROW’S REFERENDUM-BYELECTION:

 

CCC PRESIDENT GREGORY HARTNELL ENCOURAGES ALL VICTORIA VOTERS TO VOTE ‘NO’

IN THE VICTORIA REFERENDUM TOMORROW SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 2010.

LET’S PUT A STOP TO THIS MADNESS BY REJECTING PHILISTINISM IN VICTORIA.

REPAIR AND MAINTAIN JOSEPH STRAUSS’ BRIDGE AT JOHNSON, PANDORA, STORE, WHARF STREETS.


PLEASE ALSO VOTE FOR SUSAN WOODS FOR THE EMPTY VICTORIA CITY COUNCIL SEAT

IN THE VICTORIA BYELECTION, NOVEMBER 20, 2010.

CCC

 

WARNING TO VICTORIA CITIZENS’:

FOR GORDY DODD’S INCREDIBLY TACKY MODERNIST FURNITURE AD OFFENCES

AGAINST OLD FASHIONED VICTORIAN GOOD TASTE, 

HIS  OBVIOUS POLITICAL OPPORTUNISM AND BLATANT COMMERCIAL SELF-PROMOTION…

 

FLAMBOYANT FRIENDLY FURNITURE SALESMAN MAKES HIS MARK PRODUCING

THE TACKIEST ADS IN VICTORIA’S  BROADCAST HISTORY:

GORDY DODD’S INFAMOUS TV ADS ARE ALWAYS TASTELESS, SELF-INDULGENT, VULGAR, SEXIST,

OFTEN VERY INSULTING TO THE VIEWERS’ INTELLIGENCE, BUT PARADOXICALLY, MEMORABLE…

AND APPARENTLY VERY EFFECTIVE AT GETTING THE ATTENTION OF TACKY SOCIALIST POLITICIANS 

 

PEDDLING DR. WHO’S ENGLISH-DESIGNED EXPENSIVE SCIENCE FICTION

BRIDGE BUILDING DREAMS.

THEY ARE SO BAD THEY COULD BE MISTAKEN FOR SPOOF ADS

ON THE OLD SCTV SHOW WITH JOHN CANDY.

 

See full size image

SOCIALIST VICTORIA MAYOR DEAN FORTIN

(AKA ‘DINO FORTINO’, SHOWN ON LEFT) WITH

 

 

 

SAANICH RESIDENT, PURPLE-ORANGE  

NDP-CUPE-BCGEU MILITANT ACTIVIST

CANDIDATE MARIANNE ALTO, A RADICAL FEMINIST SOCIALIST

‘MARRIED’ LESBIAN MOTHER , AND 

 

…EX-NDP MINISTER ELIZABETH CULL…

ALL NDP MILITANTS LOVE THIS GOOFY GORDY GUY…

HIS ABOMINABLE BAD TASTE IN ALL THINGS IS THEIR CUP OF STIMULUS TEA!

VICTORIA SOCIALISTS: GET OFF YOUR  REAR ENDS:                                                          

                        ALL REVOLUTIONARY COMRADES  STAND AND SALUTE FOR THE GOOFY SALESMAN!

 

IN ANOTHER TV AD, HE PRETENDS TO BE JAMES BOND OO7… DODD, GORDY DODD…

 HE FLIES THROUGH THE AIR:  THE NEW CANADIAN HEROIC GOOFY SUPER GORDY MAN…

HE IS A SCARY UGLY GREEN-SKINNED GORDY ‘THE HULK’ DODD…

  A BULKY GORDY ELVIS WITH HIS FAT GUT ROLLS HANGING OUT,

JUST LIKE THE DEAD ‘KING’ OF GRINGO WHITE TRASH ROCK AND ROLL…

SUPER GOOFY TACKY GORDY DODD IS ON TV CONSTANTLY WITH EVER-MORE TRASH TALK ADS…

 TACKY GOOFY GORDY ON THE SIDES OF BUSES… THERE HE IS AGAIN!

PASHA GORDY ‘EL GORDO’ ‘TAKISUPERGUFI’ DODD AND

VICTORIA SOCIALIST MAYOR ‘DINO FORTINO’ MAKE A HUGE PUBLICIZED DEAL

OF GORDY’S ANNUAL CHARITY DINNERS FOR THE POOR…

WHICH ARE A VERY GOOD THING SPOILED ONLY BY … YOU GUESSED IT,

ALL THE BLATANTLY SELF-SERVING PUBLICITY VALUE THEY BOTH MILK OUT OF IT.

GORDY LIKES TO HAVE THE TV SPOTLIGHTS ON HIS MUG…

ALL THE BETTER TO SELL YOU A BED, SOFA, RECLINER…SOMEDAY…

OR HOW ABOUT A SHINY NEW BRIDGE WITH MARIANNE  AND 

 ‘DINO FORTINO’ WHO LIKES PRETENDING HE IS SOMEHOW ALSO RESPONSIBLE

FOR GORDY DODD’S INCREDIBLE MATERIAL SUCCESS

AND VULGAR ‘GOOD FORTUNE’…

 

 BUT SUPERGUFI’S PUBLICITY IS SO OFFENSIVE, SO SEXIST, SO MATERIALISTIC, AND LOWBROW…

IT IS FRANKLY HARD TO SEE HOW VICTORIA MAYOR DEAN FORTIN EXPLAINS THE WHOLE

MYSTERIOUS RELATIONSHIP HE HAS WITH GORDY DODD TO HARD CORE NDP MILITANTS.

 

YOU GOOFY SOCIALIST SUCKERS…PASHA GORDY DODD SEES YOU ‘STIMULUST’ GUYS COMING…

MR. DODD HAS A REAL DEAL OF A BRIDGE FOR YOU, AND WILL SELL IT TO YOU FROM HIS DIVAN

WHILE ASMIRA LOSES HERSELF SWIRLING WITH THE OTHER JIGGLING LADIES…

IN AN ECSTASY OF SENSUOUS WOMANLY ORIENTAL DANCE… 

 

THE REAL TACKY GOOFY GORDY DODD IS A CALCULATING SOCIALIST-LOVING BUSINESSMAN:

GORDY DODD: THE NEW DEMOCRATIC PARTY-LOVING BUSINESSMAN…

GORDY DODD: IN A HUGE COWBOY HAT, A 2008 FORTIN FOR MAYOR SUPPORTER…

GORDY DODD NEVER MET A SOCIALIST POLITICIAN HE DIDN’T SHMOOZE.

 

AND NOW, THE PIECE DE RESISTANCE, A STRATEGIC BLOW –

AGAINST THE REACTIONARIES IN THE “NO” CAMP:

GORDY DODD SUPPORTS SEMI-OUTED MARIANNE ALTO

IN VICTORIA BYELECTION-REFERENDUM 2010…

SAANICH RESIDENT PURPLE NDP ‘BUSINESSPERSON’ ALTO

JUST LAUGHED WHEN TOLD SHE HAS NO VALID SAANICH BUSINESS LICENCE!

VICTORIA NDP BUSINESSMAN DODD THUS APPEARS

TO BE SUPPORTING A SAANICH SCOFFLAW!

MARIANNE ALTO IS ALSO PROHIBITED FROM VOTING

IN THE VICTORIA REFERENDUM,

BUT MARIANNE ALTO NEVERTHELESS

WANTS TO TELL VICTORIANS HOW TO VOTE!

 

ATTENTION!

CCC VOTERS: PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES VOTE FOR MARIANNE ALTO!

PLEASE DO NOT SUPPORT THIS SO-CALLED ‘HARM REDUCTIONIST’ MARIANNE ALTO.

MARIANNE ALTO IS ON THE FAR LEFT IN THIS PHOTO FROM DENISE SAVOIE’S WEBSITE.

THEY MARCH TOGETHER UNDER AN ORANGE NEW DEMOCRATIC PARTY BANNER

AT THE ANNUAL SUMMER PURPLE PRIDE PARADE IN VICTORIA, 2010.

 

NOTA BENE: MS ALTO’S PURPLE SHIRT WITH LESBIAN SYMBOLISM ON FRONT.

MARIANNE ALTO IS A DANGEROUS RADICAL FEMINIST ‘MARRIED’ LESBIAN MOTHER

WHO SHOULD NOT BE VOTED FOR AS SHE WOULD RAISE TAXES, DISTRIBUTE MORE NEEDLES

AND IS DETERMINED, LIKE THE SOCIALIST MAYOR, TO TEAR DOWN OUR HERITAGE BRIDGE.

 

FUTURISTIC MODERNIST ‘PROGRESSIVE’ PHILISTINE GORDY DODD,

LIKE MARIANNE ALTO, DODD ALSO ENCOURAGES THE  ‘YES’ VOTE;

TO EFFECTIVELY NEGLECT OUR 1924 JOSEPH STRAUSS BRIDGE

UNTIL THEY CLOSE AND DESTROY IT!

 

PLEASE VOTE NO.

PLEASE VOTE: SUSAN WOODS FOR COUNCIL.

IN THE VICTORIA NOVEMBER 20 REFERENDUM-ELECTION

ON THE FATE OF OUR VERY RARE BASCULE BRIDGE.


GORDY DODD STATES IN THIS CITY OF VICTORIA REFERENDUM PROPAGANDA:

 

‘THE NEW BRIDGE WILL BE SAFER,

‘PROVIDE MORE ACCESS TO BIKES AND WALKERS,

‘AND WILL BE A NEW ATTRACTION FOR TOURISM.

INVESTING IN A NEW BRIDGE MAKES SENSE.’

 

SUPER TACKY GOOFY GORDY DODD SAYS SO, SO IT MUST BE TRUE!

 

REALLY, GORDY DODD?

WHAT MAKES YOU SUCH AN EXPERT TO TRUST ON THIS IMPORTANT MATTER

OF THE FATE OF OUR UNIQUE HERITAGE JOHNSON STREET BASCULE BRIDGE?

 

FOLKS, THE FOLLOWING IS THE SERIOUS PART, NOT SATIRE:

 

CCC ‘VOTE NO’ PROPAGANDA CONTRA SOCIALIST WASTE:

VICTORIA REFERENDUM NOVEMBER 20 2010:

 

SAVE THE JOHNSON STREET BRIDGE! 

MARK “NO!” TO FORTINO’S $49,200,000 LOAN DEMAND FOR A NEW BRIDGE

VOTE FOR SUSAN WOODS FOR THE VACANT VICTORIA CITY COUNCIL SEAT

IN THE HISTORIC, UNNECESSARY VICTORIA 2010 BYELECTION  ON THE SAME DAY.

 

DISGRACEFUL NEGLECT EVIDENT IN OXIDATION ON STRAUSS BRIDGE

BOYCOTT DODD’S FURNITURE:

PUNISH THIS BUSINESSMAN FOR HIS BAD TASTE IN COMMERCIAL PROPAGANDA,

AND HIS PUBLIC SUPPORT FOR SOLD-OUT VICTORIA SOCIALIST POLITICIANS!

 

CANADIAN CHARTER- PROTECTED POLITICAL FREE SPEECH COMMENTARY AND SATIRE

BY GREGORY PAUL MICHAEL (‘GOYO DE LA ROSA’)

PRODUCED IN THE PUBLIC INTEREST OF WAKING UP

THE SLEEPING CITIZENS OF WICCATORIA.

 

CCC-LA ROSA-ROCKLAND TRANSCULTURAL SOCIAL JUSTICE PROPAGANDA

POLITICAL CRITICAL ANALYSIS OF THE BYELECTION – REFERENDUM VICTORIA 2010 

CCC CONSERVATION PROPAGANDA 2010

CCC


 

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5 Responses to GORDY DODD SUPPORTS ALTO & DEAN’S WACKY ENGLISH-DESIGNED FUTURISTIC SCIENCE FICTION BRIDGE DREAM. GORDY SAYS “VOTE ALTO, YES”: WHAT A LAUGH, EH? Flaming Furniture salesman uses NDP-VCE propaganda endorsement as ad. GOOFY GORDY ENDORSED DEAN ‘THE DESTROYER’ FORTIN IN 2008

  1. goyodelarosa says:

    GORDY DODD’S ENDORSEMENT OF DEAN FORTIN FOR MAYOR OF VICTORIA, IN 2008:

  2. goyodelarosa says:

    PASHA GORDY DODD WITH HIS BELLYDANCING HAREM WOMEN, SELLING MATTRESSES AND RECLINERS FOR THE BOOMER SOCIALISTS WHO LIKE THAT SORT OF THING…

  3. goyodelarosa says:

    NDP END PROHIBITION PROFILE ON ‘HARM REDUCTIONIST’ MARIANNE ALTO:

    http://endprohibition.ca/group/endprohibition/times-colonist-profile-marianne-alto

  4. Deidra Macbeth says:

    So what do you say now??? The yes vote won and so did Marianne Alto. Some of us Victorians like socialists and new bridges and lesbians. And stop making fun of innocent Gordy Dodd. What did he ever do to you??

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